S is for...Some fucking bullshit about star signs

No, this isn’t about how star signs are bollocks. Because whether you choose to believe it or not, clearly there is ‘something in‘ star signs.

In my mind, star signs, kind of like religion, are sort of like psychology for beginners.

Really? Are you surprised that I said it? Me of all people?

Firstly, before anyone shits the bed.

I have my families star signs tattooed across my chest over my heart. Yep, I’m one of those guys.

And secondly, I was Christened as a kid and my name is Christopher. I’m pretty accepting of the idea of this whole religion thing. It’s kind of ‘in me’. Not saying I buy into it 100%, but I am accepting of it. And I know a little bit of S is for...Skepticism is healthy.

But I’m not bothered about delving into the complexitlies of star signs and religion today. Or as I would more likely label it...S is for...Spirituality.

But what I am interested in doing is looking at this whole thing about how the star signs have changed and we’ve got a new fucking star sign? So for one, apparently my tattoo mean shit all now!!! Hahahahaha!!! Good ole tattoos!

Ophiuchus.

That’s the new star sign. And what’s more is...some people out there are flipping a nut. Because those that desperarely rely on science for truth and answers. Well the new star sign was ’uncovered’ by.........wait for it.....NASA! It doesn’t get much more scientific than those guys, does it?!

So, that’s about it. That should provide a bit of conversational ammo for the next couple of days.

Oh yeah, now I’m a Leo apparently, and before I was a Virgo. Raaaaaahhhhh!!

List of 13 Star Signs - including Ophiuchus

Capricorn - previously December 22 – January 20, now January 20 - February 16

Aquarius - previously January 21 - February 18, now February 16 to March 11

Pisces - previously February 19 – March 20, now March 11 to April 18

Aries - previously March 21 – April 20, now April 18 to May 13

Taurus - previously April 21 – May 21, now May 13 to June 21

Gemini - previously May 22 - June 21, now June 21 to July 20

Cancer - previously June 22 to July 22, now July 20 to August 10

Leo - previously July 23 to August 23, now August 10 to September 16

Virgo - previously August 24 to September 22, now September 16 to October 30

Libra - previously September 23 to October 23, now October 30 to November 23

Scorpio - previously October 24 to November 22, now November 23 to November 29

Ophiuchus - November 29 to December 17

Sagittarius - previously November 23 - December 21, now December 17th to January 20th

Something someone supposedly said

“You know, I designed the Queen crest. I simply combined all the creatures that represent our star signs, and I don’t even believe in astrology.” - Freddie Mercury

Songs

Stars - Simply Red